![]() Buried in the middle of the list, it also includes this little paragraph: In very small print, it lists the standardized warnings (for example, “Do not submerge or place in water or other liquid”), instructions for setup, brushing of teeth, adjusting the speed via the app, and cleaning of device. ![]() It’s printed on the inside of the cardboard box that the plastic toothbrush box was in, and you have to tear the box apart and unfold it: Once the thing is set up, you have all kinds of awesome options via this app, it says: “View Insurance Card, Find a Dentist, Quadrant Time, Control Brush Speed, Earn Rewards, Family Gaming.” This is going to be fun. Make sure Bluetooth is on, brush is in hand and the app will do the rest.” “Sign in” with the email and password “you used while creating your Beam Dental account.”.“Download app” from the App Store or Google Play.“Connect your brush to unlock all its magical features,” it says at the top. Here’s the big print, a sheet that was right there. Note the paring knife, which was not included: it was needed to remove the shrink-wrap that was around each individual item:Īnd there were the instructions. It contained two tubes of special toothpaste, two rolls of floss, and the two toothbrushes, each in its own color-coded box, greenish-yellow for me and pink-red for her. But last night, after we double-checked to make sure Bluetooth was turned off on our phones, we opened the first box: ![]() We dilly-dallied around for a week or so. The brushes were part of the deal, and we better set them up, download the app, and beam back data from the inside of our mouths – that was the message. This was a gentle reminder that these brushes were “free” for a reason, and that therefore we had to connect them to the internet and use them, and that the company knew we hadn’t opened the first box because the brushes hadn’t beamed, so to speak, any data back to Beam. ![]() Three months later, we get a second and nearly identical box: When the box arrived in January, we put it unopened into the closet to be forgotten. ![]()
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